Pyramid of Greatness

There are few times in my short life where I can recall being in as weird of a state as I am now. I am unemployed. Living in a families home where I am more of an "occupier" of space than anything else. Maybe I've always just been taking up space? I moved to California to lift weights. Pretty messed up right?

Finding work has proved more difficult than I thought. Who wanted want to hire an attractive young man like myself? Aside from a job I have not found a sugar mama yet either. I am a little discouraged, but I am still optimistic. I have a lot of good stuff on my side. I do possess a great number of beneficial skills. Many of them are found in the Ron Swanson "Pyramid of Greatness".

Follow this link to check it out. Swanson on Greatness

I am a lover of Pig, Cow, and Chicken Protein. Further, I avoid skim milk at all cost. I am Frank in times of great need, and physically fit. I am working on the facial hair and torso. It will take some time, but I will get there. Further, I possess the pinnacle of the Swanson Pyramid, Honor. My integrity runs to my core and I will go as far as I have to in order to reach my goals. This pyramid is a great source of inspiration and it will remain as my desktop background for a long time to come.


Those of you unfamiliar with Ron Swanson and his ways should check out "Parks and Recreation". It airs in NBC's must see TV lineup on Thursday nights.